Title: Clean Slate
Rating: PG
Summary: Takes place post
season 7 Btvs. No real
spoilers though Giles leaves
Faith, Willow and
Andrew with some research.
Written for leni_ba in the
Faith Ficathon, requirements
at the end. Hope it’s what
you wanted Hon!
Faith rummaged through the
fridge. The house was
blissfully quiet and would
be for another forty eight
hours. She couldn’t remember
what silence sounded like.
Since she’d been busted out
of jail and become part of
the white hats, life had
been one hellva ride. As if
living with a mass of
caffeinated teenage girls
wasn’t enough, they’d also
closed a Hellmouth and moved
to England to start some
kind of Watcher/Slayer
program. She was actually a
role model. The prison
counselor would be jumping
for friggin joy.
“Damn wanna be’s
eat everything in the house,
like rats,” Faith grumbled
and slammed the fridge door
shut. She started opening
cabinets. The doors opening
and slamming shut sounded
loud in the stillness of the
kitchen. Up on the highest
shelf, tucked in a corner,
Faith found a bag of rice
cakes and a jar of crunchy
peanut butter, both had
Buffy written in bold
black marker. Faith shrugged
and carried the food into
the den.
Willow, Andrew
and Giles sat around the big
wooden table there
surrounded by books.
Willow’s brow was furrowed
as she flipped the pages on
three different books at
once. Giles gnawed on the
ear piece of his glasses and
paced as he read through
another book. Andrew was
pretending to read. Faith
smirked but kept silent when
she saw he had the latest
X-men comic hidden in a big,
dusty book.
She tossed
herself on the couch and
flipped the channels on the
TV until she found I Love
Lucy re-runs. She
laughed out loud at Lucy in
the pie factory. She’d seen
this one before but it never
failed to make her laugh.
She opened the jar of peanut
butter and scooped a big
glob of it out with her
finger. She smeared it on a
rice cake and then sucked
the excess peanut butter off
her finger. She could feel
Andrew watching her but hey
if that’s how the boy got
his rocks off, more power to
him.
“Those are
Buffy’s, you know,” Andrew
said.
Faith arched an
eyebrow at him and glanced
out the corner of her eye.
“So what are you? The food
police?”
“She’s gonna
kick your ass when she gets
back from Brighton,” Andrew
smirked.
Faith rolled her
eyes and turned her
attention back to Lucy.
The phone rang
shrilly and Giles answered
it. He walked into the
kitchen to have his
conversation.
“Dawn said you
killed a Vulcan and a
conquistador. I told her
that can’t be true because
Vulcan’s don’t live on our
planet and conquistadors
died hundreds of years ago,”
Andrew said.
“Huh?” Faith
said looking up from the TV.
“Did you kill a
Vulcan?” Andrew asked again.
Faith looked to
Willow for clarification.
“I think he
means the volcanologist you
killed in Sunnydale,” Willow
said without looking up from
her book.
“Oh, yeah,”
Faith said uncomfortably and
turned her attention back to
the TV. Sometimes if she
ignored him he went away.
“What about a
conquistador?” Andrew asked.
Faith turned the
volume on the TV up.
“So did you or
didn’t you?” Andrew
persisted.
“Did I what?”
Faith asked, hoping he’d
drop the subject.
“Kill a
conquistador?” Andrew asked.
“It was
Kakistos, a vampire so old
his feet were cloven. Faith
and Buffy killed him,” Giles
said stepping into the den.
“One of the watchers needs
my assistance on a matter in
Cambridge. It shouldn’t take
terribly long. I should
think a day perhaps two,”
Giles said.
Faith pushed up
off the couch. “Cool, we’ll
go throw some stuff in a
bag,” she said.
“No, it’s quite
alright, just research. You
would be immensely bored. If
you’d just stay here
and…err…hold down the fort,”
Giles said.
Faith arched an
eyebrow at him. “You’re
leaving me in charge?”
“Well as the
only slayer in residence you
would be the primary
protector should something
go wrong. Buffy and the
other slayers will be
returning from Brighton day
after tomorrow,” Giles said.
“I’m getting
stuck with the geeks on
crack because of that time I
tortured Wes, aren’t I?”
Faith said.
Giles colored
and looked flustered.
Willow’s next comment didn’t
help any.
“Hello, so not a
geek here anymore. My
girlfriend has a tongue
ring,” Willow said.
“Yeah and it’s
written somewhere that you
can’t be a geek and gay,”
Faith smirked.
Giles muttered
“Oh dear,” under his breath
and clucked in that way that
he had. He started up the
stairs to pack a bag leaving
Willow and Andrew to the
research and Faith to her
TV. He came back through
with a small over night bag
and a list of instructions
for Willow.
“Should you need
me, I’ll be at this number,”
Giles said handing Willow a
scrap of paper.
“We’ll be fine,
Giles. Wicked Wicca here,
only not wicked in the evil
sense wicked in the powerful
sense,” Willow said.
Giles smiled.
“Yes, I’m sure you’ll be
quite fine. Alright then,
I’m off.”
Giles hadn’t
been gone terribly long when
Andrew jumped up from his
seat at the table, banging
his knees on it. He whined
for a little while and then
seemed to remember why he’d
jumped up in the first
place.
“Oh! Star Wars
the original one is coming
on TV in 15 minutes!” Andrew
looked at Faith like he
expected her to do something
about it.
“So,” Faith
said.
“Well, its Darth
Vader and Luke Skywalker and
Han Solo,” Andrew said.
“Luke Skywalker
was a whiney puss. Darth
Vader should have put him
out of his misery, and every
one else’s years ago. Han
was damn sexy though,” Faith
said.
“I always liked
Princess Leah’s hair. Xander
and I dressed up like Luke
Skywalker and Princess Leah
one Halloween,” Willow
commented.
“Come on, Faith,
change the channel,” Andrew
whined.
Faith rolled her
eyes and consented. Andrew
fell on the remote control
she handed it to him like
hyenas to a fresh kill.
“You know,
you’re kind of like Princess
Leah, Faith. Only not so
clean and not so nice,”
Andrew said.
Faith glanced at
Andrew and then at Willow.
“Do you understand anything
he says?”
Willow shrugged.
“Well yeah, but Xander
pretty much trained me to be
fluent in nerd.”
Willow got absorbed in her
research. Andrew was saying
the lines in the movie along
with the actors. Faith had
seen the movie a couple of
times before and didn’t
think it bore a repeat. She
got up and walked over to
where Willow was sitting.
She turned a chair backwards
and set down, her chin on
the straight back.
“So, what are
you working on?” Faith
asked.
“Oh, well it’s a
spell, kind of like a
locater spell to find the
slayers I activated,” Willow
explained.
“I thought you
already had one of those,”
Faith said.
“Kind of, it’s
only good for when we
already know there’s a
slayer in a certain city. If
I can get this one to work
right, I’ll cast it over a
map of the world and little
green lights will blip up
over every city that has a
slayer in it. So far we’ve
been relying on news reports
and things to find the
slayers and it’s not very
efficient. I’m hoping this
will be more so,” Willow
said.
Faith nodded.
Willow chewed on her lower
lip and shifted through the
books on top of the table.
Her brow was furrowed. “I
think Giles took the
Common Herbology book,”
she said.
Faith picked up
a book and held it out to
Willow.
Willow shook her
head. “That’s Mystical
Herbology. I need to
cross reference Mugwort, a
common herb or at least
common in the sense that
it’s not mystical, and make
sure that’s what I’m going
to need here.”
“Doesn’t Giles
have like a collection of
encyclopedias? They should
have a whole section on
different herbs,” Faith
said.
Willow and
Andrew both stared at her
like she’d made some kind of
startling revelation.
“What? My Mom
had a regular that was an
encyclopedia salesman. He
used to let me look at the
books while he did my old
lady in the next room,”
Faith said.
Willow blushed.
“Oh, well that was nice of
him…” she trailed off and
walked over to the low
bookshelf where the
encyclopedias were. She
pulled out the H and cracked
it open. Dust flew. It was
so new the pages and spine
were still stiff.
“Ah Ha! Here it is,
mugwort and it’s exactly
what I need,” Willow fairly
beamed up at Faith.
Faith shrugged. “I’m not a
brain trust. I just avoided
going to school, didn’t
really see a point to it.”
“You should think about
going back, finishing high
school. Education is
important,” Willow said.
Faith smirked. “I got my GED
in prison but I’m kicking
ass kind of girl not a
secretary pool kind of girl.
I don’t think a college
degree is gonna do me a lot
of good. None of the vamps
and demons cares if I’ve got
a master in whatever.”
“Yeah, but your not going to
be a slayer forever. I mean
now that there are so many
slayers, you can be like
Buffy and do something
else,” Willow said.
Faith laughed. “I ain’t
never gonna be like B and
things got way twisted when
I tried. No thanks I’ll
stick to being me and
slaying, things I know,” she
said.
“So what’s it
like, being a hardened
criminal?” Andrew asked,
changing the topic. His tone
suggested that he’d wanted
to ask Faith this question
since before they defeated
The First. He just hadn’t
gotten the chance yet.
“I could arrange
for you to find out,” Faith
said.
“She’s not a
hardened criminal anymore.
Angel used Evil Inc for
something good and got her
record lost, or something.
She gets to start with a
clean slate,” Willow said.
“You know, I
thought I was going to jail
forever that time…well
when-I-we, Jonathan and
Warren and me tried to kill
Buffy,” Andrew said.
“In this room,
that’s not really
impressive. I think we’ve
all tried to kill B at least
once,” Faith said
Faith sauntered over to the
couch and dropped down on
it. She leaned back and
turned her attention to the
TV. It was that scene in the
bar on the planet with all
the weird looking patrons.
It reminded her a little of
Willy’s with karaoke, which
was actually a very scary
thought.
She watched Han and Chewy
flit across the screen but
her attention wasn’t really
on the action. She was
thinking about what Willow
had said, a clean slate. She
smirked to herself. No one
really ever got a clean
slate. Everyone still
remembered what she had
done, would always remember
what she had done but they
were just willing to forgive
now. Maybe that was better
then a clean slate.
Leni wanted Willow and
Andrew (along with Faith of
course) an encyclopedia and
a kitchen.
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