Title: Dating Experiments
Fandom: Btvs
Summary: Buffy decides that
experiments in dating are a
must. B/A takes place second
season sometime after
Reptile Boy and before S/I.
Written for 15minuteficlets.
The word was capricious.
I let loose a flying snap
kick, catapulting the vamp
into the Alpert crypt.
“Capricious, I am not
capricious!” I rant to the
vamp I’m beating up. I don’t
know what capricious means
but I’m not it. It’s got to
be something bad. Giles made
that face, the one he
doesn’t make at Willow, when
he said it.
I drive a cross punch into
the vamp’s kidneys. He
grunts and drives a knee up
into my stomach. I double
over and he lifts me up over
his head.
“Why do you guys
always have to pick me up
and throw me? It’s the
little and blond thing isn’t
it? Human boys, same
problem,” I quip.
The breath is knocked out
of me as I land against a
headstone, shattering it.
Oops. I kick up and
apologize to who ever it is
laying underneath the
remains of the headstone. I
duck a roundhouse punch and
drive my fist up into the
vamp’s gut. I uncurl my fist
and hook my fingers under
his sticky out chest bone
thingy. I pull up and am
rewarded with a cracking
sound, followed closely by
lots of vampy screaming. I
shove a stake through his
heart, leave it a little bit
too long and watch it dust
with the rest of the vamp.
I wrinkle my
nose. Oh well, not like I
don’t have another. “Always
carry a spare stake, good
for staking vamps or
building tiny fences,” I say
to the darkness.
“Tiny fences?”
The darkness answers back.
I smile. I know
that voice. The shadows part
and Angel steps out from
them. He looks yummy-licious
in dark pants, a white shirt
and that long black leather
coat of his. On anyone else,
the coat would look way
dorky but on Angel, yum.
“Oh,
I-just-what’s capricious
mean?” I ask. I can ask
Angel things like this. He
won’t roll his eyes and make
some comment about the lack
of education among American
children.
“It means
impulsive,” Angel says.
“Oh,” I sigh
dropping into a pout.
Personally, I know Angel
likes it when I pout. He
does this thing where he
focuses on my mouth and he
usually kisses me when I do
it. I’ll use any means
necessary to get Angel
kisses, trust me if you were
getting them, you would too.
“So it’s not
like bad thing, right?” I
ask.
Angel shrugs.
“It depends on the
situation. Why?” He asks.
I roll my eyes
and sigh. “Giles went on
this big lecture. I’m not
sure what most of it was
about because he uses all
those English words but he
called me capricious and he
sounded really annoyed when
he said it. Then he went off
into his office making this
clucking noise that Willow
says he makes when he’s
angry.”
Angel gives me
that little lopsided grin
that makes my heart flip
flop. “Well, maybe you are a
little impulsive sometimes
and it doesn’t always turn
out well. Remember the frat
party with the snake?”
“Yeah, me and
dating tends to do that,
well dating normal boys,” I
say with a glance over at
Angel.
“Just when you
date normal boys?” Angel
asks with this little
twinkle in his
death-by-chocolate eyes.
I grin and
scooch closer to him. “Yeah
because I seem to be doing
okay with the dating a
vampire thing. Of course,
I’ll need to do further
dating experimentation,” I
say.
“Yeah?” Angel
asks.
I nod,
completely unable to wipe
this really huge grin off my
face. “Yup, experimentation
of the Bronzing type. Look
I’m dressed all cute and
everything,” I say
indicating my really cute
new spaghetti strap tank and
tight jeans.
Angel grins. His
eyes rake over me. “That you
are. I agree further
experimentation is in
order.”