Title: The Dreams of Men and Warrior Women

Summary: Pre series, shortly after Zoe and Wash are married. The first of a fight they will come to have many times.

Prompt: DM September Fuzz

 

 

The look Wash gave her hurt worse than the incredulous “What?” he actually voiced. It was a look of complete and utter disbelief. It was a look that said the thought had never really crossed his mind, at least not seriously.

 

“I want a baby. A little person that’s part of you and part of me. With my skin and your eyes.  It ain’t a difficult concept, Wash. People have ‘em all the time.”

 

“Yes…but not generally aboard space ships,” Wash pointed out.

 

“My parents did,” Zoë smirked, her arms crossed over her chest as she regards him coolly from across the room. He was going to have to come up with better excuses if he thought he was going to sway her.

 

Wash sighed and sat down on the edge of the bed. “It’s not so much the space ship I’ve got objections to, although kids should have sand boxes to dig in and jungle gyms to climb on.”

 

“That’s what Jayne is for…the climbing,” Zoë half joked.

 

Wash grinned, and for a moment Zoë could almost see him thinking about his kids climbing all over Jayne.

 

“That’s not the point, Lambytoes. It’s the high frequency of getting shot at that I’m objecting to most,” Wash said.

 

“I get shot at and I won’t be takin’ any child of ours on jobs.”

 

“And I’ll be flying the ship. Who do you propose will be taking care of this child while its mother is out getting shot at?” Wash argued, anger beginning to flush his skin pink.

 

 

“Kaylee don’t go on missions with us and there ain’t a reason in the world you can’t have our son up here in a little play pen while you’re flyin’,” Zoë told him. She was still standing against the doorframe, her arms crossed over her chest.

 

Wash bowed his head and rubbed at his temple. “Zoë…it’s not that I don’t want to have a child with you…”

 

“Have you ever even thought about it?” Zoë asked pointedly.

 

“Of course,” he told her earnestly. He stood up and walked to her, pulling her into his embrace. “Who wouldn’t want a baby that looks like you and has my sense of humor?”

 

She remained tense, not melting into his embrace the way she usually would.

 

“Zoë…I’ve thought about it. I just didn’t realize you had,” he told her. “What prompted this?”

 

“I saw this baby in the marketplace…real young had this reddish fuzz for hair on it’s head…made me start thinkin’ ‘bout what a baby you and I made would look like,” Zoë answered in a soft, melancholy voice.

 

“We just got married, Zoë. I’m enjoying having my warrior wife all to myself for a little while. We’ve got plenty of time to think about babies,” Wash murmured against her neck. He nibbled lightly at the skin there.

 

Zoë laughed, deep and throaty. “Might ought to start practicin’ on makin’ that baby…just so we’ll know how it’s done when we decide to have one.”

 

Wash gently pulled her out of the doorway and guided her toward the bed. “Sounds like a plan to me, Lambytoes,” he said as he kicked the door shut.