Title: Little Sisters are
such…
Rating: G
Summary: Little sisters are
such an aggravation. Set in
season 2 BTVS before S/I
AN: written for the 15 min
ficlets on LJ. Word was
aggravation.
“Dawn! Where is
my blue sweater?” I shout
from my room. I’m standing
in front of my closet and I
swear the little thief has
to have been pilfering for
weeks. My closet is
noticeably pared down.
“Ewww I so did
not take your blue sweater.
It had like blood or
something on it” Dawn shouts
back.
I wince. She’s
right. It did have blood on
it. I think it was ripped
too because I wore it out
during a Buffy and Angel
slay date. There was a vamp
with a knife. They really
shouldn’t be allowed to
bring weapons, totally not
fair, besides obviously very
damaging to the Slayer’s
wardrobe.
Dawn wanders
into my room, her hands
shoved into her back
pockets. One of these days
she’s going to be taller
then me. She’s getting close
to my height and she’s only
twelve.
“Wait a minute,
if you haven’t been going
through my clothes how did
you know the blue sweater
had blood on it?” I accuse.
“Uhm, I saw it
in the laundry” Dawn says.
I arch a brow at
her. “You are totally not
getting out of this. I
stuffed the blue sweater in
the back of my closet hoping
Mom wouldn’t see it until I
had a chance to get it dry
cleaned.”
“You shouldn’t
let blood set. It makes it
harder for anyone to get it
out. Oooo can I borrow your
green top?” She says
changing the subject and
reaching for the filmy green
blouse in my closet.
I slap her hands
away. “No, you can’t borrow
my anything. You always
manage to get stuff on it
like chili or chocolate.”
“Least it’s not
blood,” she smarts back.
I roll my eyes
at her. “Get out and let me
get ready.”
“Why do you have
date with Aaaangeeel?” She
teases and giggles, hopping
out of the way before I can
smack her on the back of the
head.
“If you tell
Mom…”I warn.
“Oh please, I
can totally keep a secret. I
mean I’ve known you were the
slayer almost since we came
to Sunnydale and I haven’t
told her that,” Dawn says.
“I’m the what?”
I say, occasionally playing
dumb is the best option.
“When I’m
sitting on my bed and your
sitting on yours, I can hear
most of your phone
conversations” Dawn says.
I cheat. I take
advantage of my slayer speed
and dart over to smack her
on the head. “You little
sneak!”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“ARE TOO!” I
yell.
“Mooooom! She
hit me!” Dawn flees from the
room making up fake tears as
she goes.
I sigh and plod
downstairs to answer to Mom
and the accusations, albeit
true, that I hit my sister.
Little sisters are such an
aggravation.